Sex, death, blasphemy, depression, animals, fantasy, and VAMPIRES.

 

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

This needs to be tattooed on everyone’s body.

Played 675,241 times

presidentobarna:

mamashortstack:

hoW DID I EVEN MISS THIS REMIX

SOMEONE MADE IT SOUND GOOD

THEY CLEANED UP THE VOCALS AND ADDED A DESCANT TO THE CHORUS ARE YOU SHITTING ME

THIS IS REALLY GOOD

gregorycrowell:

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

My sister and I got Thai food the other day and when we sat down to eat it I said,”Mmm, this smells a-pad-thai-zing”